First, woman is crying and then toasting.
The man first drink and then crying.
PER NUMBER OF SOCKS?
Women have different socks: below knee, above the knee with garters, adhesive, and without garters, nylon and ordinary, with line, without line ...
Men wear the standard white socks (when wearing sneakers) and black (when wearing shoes).
The average woman says that she wants sex non-stop, all day, but the truth is that she is really ready for sex just three times a week. In addition, she considers that foreplay should last about 30 minutes.
The average man, younger than 40 years, wants to have sex every night, every morning or the morning and evening and he is always ready ... He considers that foreplay should last no longer than 30-45.
IN FAIR PLAY?
Women use sex to get what they really want.
Men do not use sex for anything, because they already got what they wanted.
A woman knows all about her children. She knows when they have scheduled to a dentist, knows when they have training, knows all his friends and sympathy, understanding all their fears ...
Children? Men do not have clearly defined position on these small creatures in the house.
THE COLOR MATCHING?
Women understand the colors and always know how they go together.
Men think:> Red is a beautiful color, and pink is a beautiful, who says they do not go together? <
ABOUT THE PETS?
Women love cats.
Men only say that they love cats, but when no one is looking, they kick then with please.
Women leave things on the stairs to pick them up in return.
The men jump over them until they are told to raise them.
Women always know where things stands for.
Men never know where their things are. And why should they? Well, there is a woman who in every moment know where she removed them.
ABOUT THE NUMBER OF SHOES?
The average woman has between 15 and 25 pairs of shoes, but most of thoes shoes pinches.
The average man has four pairs of shoes - sneakers, shoes, boots and slippers.
ABOUT THE CHOICE OF CLOTHING?
Women think that the clothes that were purchased six months ago becomes radioactive after a while. To avoid contamination they are buying new things.
Men wear anything that is located in their closet, including the pants that were modern eight years ago. The average man still has at least one shirt from high school. He believes that sweater got just a little old only when there are holes in its elbows. He will keep packed shirt in his closet for several years before deciding to wear it, hoping that by that time it become more pleasant to wear.
ABOUT REACTION WHEN SOMEONE BUYS A CAR?
The woman immediately asks what color it is.
The man asks where that person got so much money for the car.
A man starts the sentence ... a woman is ending it.